“You’re back.”
I nodded. “And I’m about to ask you to do something horribly dishonest and mildly illegal.”
Fitz grinned a bit. “As long as it’s not…”
“I’m taken,” I quipped. “Got a perfectly good girlfriend.”
He managed, to his credit, not to shudder. “Alright.”
“The mildly illegal part is this.” I pulled out the bottle.
“Wine?”
“Mead. It’s got a spell on it that breaks illusions.”
“And you want me to sneak it to my clients.” He peered at the label. Which just said fruit mead.
I nodded.
“And the mildly illegal part is turning a blind eye to you having booze.”
I shrugged a bit. “It’s not for me.”
He turned the bottle in his hands. “I should maybe take a sip myself.”
I nodded. “I think we got you free of influence, but it might help, yeah. Can you handle this?”
“Will it make them…”
“It should…” I sighed. “It should make them realize it wasn’t Mike they saw. But I’m not sure how many layers. It might be…uh…”
“Unpleasant?”
I nodded. “But most people don’t remember supernatural stuff, or rationalize it away.”
“Why am I not rationalizing it away, then?” He looked at me, thoughtfully.
“Not sure. Maybe you have a little bit of locked away talent for magic somewhere.”
“My parents did their best to stamp every bit of imagination out of me. I remember them telling me I wasn’t allowed to pretend a hotwheels car was an ambulance.”
I rolled my eyes. “So, if you did have something, it got stomped on when you were a kid and you not only never did anything with it but…became a lawyer.” I ducked.
He pretended to whap me with the hand not holding the bottle. I decided I liked him despite everything.
“So, just let it out. The creativity.” That was probably the secret. Imagination.
Was I imaginary? I didn’t think so…but I realized I couldn’t ever be entirely sure.
“I’ll try. And I’ll see what I can do with this.”
Would it be enough? I supposed I’d know before too long.